To play "Seven Virgins", put two candles before a mirror
and stare at yourself for 60 seconds.
Like a countdown.
They say your reflection will speak and fell you your future.
You have to be alone, with only candlelight.
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3... 4...
5... 6...
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Tano. Ready to go?
Okay, he's got a 48-hour leave
and then you bring your brother back here.
Sign here, please.
This is as far as I go.
Congratulations.
You're getting married, right?
See you on Monday.
Behave yourself.
Here, your cigarettes.
See you later.
Hey, bro!
- Get stoned! - Bring some back!
Tell Nuri I love her!
Don't be a pain.
How are you?
Much better now.
You heard, right?
Did you bring it?
It's back there.
Disgusting.
That stench of reformatory.
You know what?
What?
You can all
suck my dick, you faggots! You hear that? Blow me!
SEVEN VIRGINS
Hey, leave it on.
The Wedding's at 7 in the church. Sit up.
What wedding? Another sucker?
- You can wear my suit. - And you?
My father-in-law gave me a new one.
It's too big.
That's all there is.
A lot of people going?
- Where? - To your wedding, fool.
Some.
What are you doing?
Making a call. Can I?
Keep it short. It's my work phone.
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Who is it?
See you later.
Where are you going?
What?
I won't say anything.
Hold on, I'm not done.
What?
Stay out of trouble.
You look too happy.
You're such a pain.
Bullshit.
Keep your ass in line.
You think I'm fucking stupid?
- Grandma... - Cayetano, sweetie!
It's been so long.
Let me have a look at you.
That face.
Just like your mother's. - Yeah, Grandma...
You're taller but skinnier.
Don't they feed you at that school?
Yeah, Grandma. Of course they do.
You wouldn't know it, son.
Shall I make you some coffee and toast?
I bought some pork lard.
With chunks?
With chunks, the way you like it.
And I've got some nice ham, too.
I'm not hungry.
- Where's my stuff? - In there.
I put it in bags so it wouldn't get ruined.
- Where will I sleep? - There. It's a foldout bed.
I fixed up my room for your brother's wedding.
Won't you sit awhile
with your grandma?
Later, I've got to go.
Give me a kiss.
An eyelash.
- Make a wish. - Grandma, please.
Go on. Close your eyes and blow.
Mom!
Lower your voice.
I'm leaving.
Did you get my smokes?
They're in the kitchen.
And my change?
With the smokes.
- Richi. - What?
Are you eating here?
No.
Don't slam the door.
What's up, nephew?
- What's up? - Hold on, wait.
Go on, take it.
Take it.
- Kick it back over here! - Come on, man!
What?
Little fucker.
Training the juniors?
Easy, someone will see us.
- You're fatter. - Am I?
You're shorter.
What's with the hair?
- What about it? - You look like a faggot.
Look who's talking.
Like a total fag.
Your voice is deeper. Stop jerking off.
Hey, I'm your friend. You can tell me.
- Does it hurt? - What?
- The first thing they do in jail... - I told you, man. I'm not in jail.
Where's Patri?
- Who knows? - I called her earlier.
They said she was asleep.
Probably out with him last night.
She didn't tell you?
I'm just kidding!
I can't wait to see her. I'm horny as hell.
Go on, finish it.
Little shit!
Richi, he's only playing.
Playing my ass. - Is it yours?
And yours? Come on, let's go.
- Forget about Juan and Antonio. - Why?
Their folks sold the apartment.
- What about Miguel Angel? - He's a Jehovah's Witness now.
You're kidding.
And Jesus?
Working at a hotel in Tenerife. Making beds.
What a chump.
Froggy can't see you tonight. His mom grounded him.
Here. He sent this for you.
Claudio said he'd try to make it. He's working with his dad.
The others'll be at the pool at 6.
Check it out.
Bye-bye!
Like lambs to the slaughter.
You can't wear your suit.
- What's wrong with my suit? - How old is it?
I don't know. It's fine.
You'll look like a little kid.
You want all the old ladies pinching your cheeks?
- No. - Then don't wear it.
Just wear a shirt.
What's wrong with my suit?
- What's wrong with it? - What's wrong with it?
- A microwave. - What for?
To heat milk, I guess.
My brother doesn't drink milk.
- A TV. - Too expensive. I've got 60.
What are you staring at?
It took our money.
You see?
Bastards.
I once heard on the radio some chick screwed 1,000 dogs.
Get out.
Seriously. She was working as a dog-walker.
You're fucking with me.
I swear. She'd take them to a field
and do them one by one.
And she'd write down their dick sizes.
- She's writing a book. - A book?
The Kama Sutra for Dogs.
What a chick.
Hang in there, champ. Treat you all right, don't they?
- The dog with the biggest... - Well?
A Great Dane.
20 long by 6 wide.
Next, the German Shepard. 17 by 5 and a half.
The smallest was a cooker spaniel.
- How did she fuck them? - What?
How did she fuck them?
How should I Know? Doggie-style.
- Didn't she get scratched? - No, she put socks on them.
Your mom needs a job, right?
Go to hell.
- Watch where you're going. - You ran into me.
- Are you blind? - I'll get it.
No, leave it.
I'll get you another.
- I've got it. - It's okay.
Come on, let me help you.
Let's go, Richi!
- No, it's okay. - Fine.
Hey, kid!
My wallet! He stole my wallet!
Hey. kid! My wallet!
The kid in yellow!
Come back here,
bastards!
Bastards!
Are you fucking stupid?
You'll get me thrown in jail.
We've always done it.
- You asshole. - Hey, watch it.
Did you get caught? Did you? Then shut the fuck up.
- Let's have a look. - What for?
Let me see it.
Damn, he was loaded.
Must have robbed a bank.
Here.
- What are you doing? - What?
What's my money. - What money?
That money.
What money? I don't see any money.
What a fucker!
You hungry?
It's my treat.
That bitch.
- Hey, watch it. - What, nobody home?
It's busy. What time is it?
Twenty after two.
Okay.
This one's mine.
All set.
Richi!
Richi.
What's up, Jose Maria?
Patri, you're at the beach?
Out for a stroll?
My mom sent me for breadcrumbs.
Listen.
The car stereo you sold me doesn't work.
- It doesn't? - No.
- You must have broke it. - No.
It won't even turn on.
- Have you got it here? - The face.
Let me see it.
- Did you type in the PIN? - What PIN?
The PIN.
- Don't you have a cell? - Yeah.
Same thing. It needs the PIN.
How do I type it in?
It's easy. Type it in
right here before turning it on.
With these little numbers.
- What's the PIN? - Will you remember?
3317.
3317? - Should I write it down?
No, I'll remember.
3317. What's right. See you later.
What did she say?
She's on her way.
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- Mom? - What?
Remember that party I mentioned?
Party? - It's Rocio's birthday
and we're having a slumber party
at Bee's house. - We'll see.
It's two minutes away, Mom. Even less.
You know how I feel about it.
You can holler out the window if you need me.
Your aunt and uncle haven't seen you since Christmas.
I'll come after lunch.
Did you get her something?
Who?
Your friend. Isn't it her birthday?
Oh, right.
I'm going to.
What a loser.
He must think it's contagious.
Imagine waking up one day and you're him.
With the same face?
With the same face.
I'd have plastic surgery.
On your whole body?
How long has he been here?
At least 20 years.
What a chump. 20 years roasting chickens.
Gathering dust. Every day the same.
- Not even a lousy fan. - Losers don't sweat.
- They're like seals. - Seals don't sweat?
No, I saw it on TV.
I'll bet he hangs out down here at night.
Not a penny to his name.
What's the point?
- Is that for here or to go? - For here.
If that ever happens to me,
I want you to get the biggest gun you can find, sneak up behind me
and boom, one less chump in the world.
You said it.
You bastard. You'd really put a bullet in me?
No, man.
I'd put three in you.
Picture frames?
Yeah, picture frames.
What for?
For thrift shops, I guess.
What's so funny?
Nothing, man.
All we do is clean.
There are some weights and a monitor
who sometimes brings a PlayStation. - And the rest of the time?
Fuck all.
You try to stay out of trouble.
Keep a low profile.
Do what they say.
If they say read a book,
you stare at a book.
But they can't control your mind.
That they can't do.
Why don't you escape?
And then what?
Sell picture frames with the hippies?
I could never come back.
90 more days and fuck 'em all.
And their picture frames.
- What time is it? - Three fifteen.
- See you later. - Okay.
Hey, what about the TV set?
Fucker.
What's with you?
Why?
What?
What's that?
- Where? - There.
Where?
- What's so funny? - You.
- Me? - You.
And that silly face of yours.
Silly?
Yeah, a pudgy silly face.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Are you almost done?
What?
I have to meet the guys.
Two minutes.
Are you sure? Have you got a watch?
Go on, then.
Okay, see you later.
Tano!
What?
If I can't make it I'll see you tonight.
Okay, bye.
Bye, ladies!
Aren't you swimming?
I'm digesting.
My mom rented a great movie last night.
But you don't have a DVD.
- What movie? - Yeah, we do.
- I thought your brother sold it. - My dad got it back.
- What movie? - Which one?
What a movie.
Lolo, what fucking movie?
He doesn't have a DVD.
Fine, I won't tell you then.
Relax, we're just kidding.
Fuck you guys.
Come on.
Spit it out, you faggot.
"Die Hard."
Who's in that?
- Bruce Willis. - I saw it.
- Bruce Willis sucks. - Oh, yeah? Suck this.
- He always plays cops. - Not always.
Name another.
-"Die Hard II." - You see? A cop.
He didn't play a cop in that one.
Wasn't that Steven Seagal?
Who the fuck is that?
- The guy in the snow rescue. - He's a fag.
No, that's Rambo.
- Say another. - Part 3.
- Part 3? -"Die Hard III."
What about part 4?
Suck my dick.
You wanna be a cop or what?
These people... You guys have no taste.
Are you warm?
- Yeah. - Quit screwing around.
- One... - Two...
Has anyone seen my chain?
- What chain? - The gold chain my mom gave me.
Are you dicking us around?
- What's his problem? They're closing.
Close your eyes.
What are you going to do?
Close them, dammit!
Don't look.
Get your stinking hands off me.
You like the smell?
Your hands smell of piss.
Okay.
For me?
No, it's for my mom. Of course it is.
We all pitched in. Even Froggy.
That's very nice of you guys. Thanks a lot.
- Lolo and I picked it out. - Yeah.
Look at that jerk. What do you want?
Go to hell!
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Is it too wrinkled?
Remember the Seven Virgins?
I'm talking to you.
What?
Is it too wrinkled?
No, it's in style.
What's with your grandma?
Why?
- She looks yellow lately. - Yellow?
Leave that alone. It's my brother's.
Yeah, yellow.
I don't know. Must be the lamp.
What's that?
- What? - That.
What?
The chain.
- I don't see any chain. - That's Fali's chain.
No, this is a bracelet.
- That's Fali's chain. - It's Richi's bracelet.
- Give it here. - You want it?
Jake it. - Richi.
Go on, try and take it off me.
Give it.
Damn! You fucker.
- Bye, Grandma. - Goodbye, sweetie.
The TV is very nice.
Can you turn off the lamp for a moment, ma'am?
Richi, come on.
Who the hell wants a chain? It's for chicks.
Then why did you steal it from a friend?
I didn't steal it.
But you found it and kept quiet.
Is that stealing?
When we see Fali we'll give it back to him.
You want it for yourself.
- Fine, let's go. - Hey, boys.
Hey, what's up?
What's going on?
- Froggy! - How's life?
- You're fatter. - And you're uglier.
My mom says the same thing.
- Are you off the hook? - No way.
She found hash in my pocket and called me a drug addict
and all kinds of stuff. When I said it wasn't mine
she slapped me silly.
You can't hit your mom back. You Know how it is.
- I wouldn't know. - Where's Fali?
Fali's got diarrhea. Come here, check this out.
- Have you seen Patri? - No.
Don't pressure me.
- What's this? - What do you think?
The same fuckers as always.
- Still? - Even worse.
But I'm telling you.
I'll kill the first one I get my hands on.
Hey, you said you'd hook us up.
Hold this.
What's that?
Britney Spears, my treasurer.
- Britney Spears? - Yeah.
Move over, Britney. I wanna show uncle Tano something.
Pretty, huh? Anyone up for their second Communion?
- Not dancing? - I know you.
- You're Tano. - Me?
I'm Aurora, Lolo's sister.
- Aurori? - You're Aurori?
What are you two doing alone?
We're not alone anymore.
That's a good one. Fucking awesome.
Kenji!
You seen Patri?
Patri? No, man.
What's your name?
- Wendy. - Wendy?
Don't you like it? It's from the series
"Santa Barbara."
An old soap.
- You been here long? - I don't know.
An hour or two. Or more.
Just standing there?
What?
Forget it.
Dude!
- Weren't you in the joint? - I still am. This is an illusion.
Come on.
You're pretty. Anyone ever tell you that?
It's hot in here. You guys want a drink?
- Anything? - We have drinks.
What'll it be? Liquor 43 or vodka?
Go find Patri and bring us back drinks.
Pineapple juice for me. - An orange drink.
- I want some, too. - Some what?
That.
- What do you mean? - That.
I don't know what you mean.
That.
Am I going to die?
No, keep going.
I really won't?
You really won't.
What's wrong now?
I peed myself.
Oh, man.
Tano.
How do I look?
- Very handsome. - Don't I?
Have you seen Richi?
You want a drink?
Really, I don't want to. Please leave me alone.
- Hold still, cutie. - I don't want to.
- Hold still. - I don't want to.
I said no!
Let go of me.
Leave me alone.
Get off me.
Get off me! No!
Get off!
- What are you doing? - Get off!
Get off me!
What are you doing?
- Great, it's you. - Get off me!
Great, it's me?
Can't you see I'm busy?
- Busy? I've been looking all over. - Okay already!
Can't you entertain yourself?
Look what you did, asshole.
It's your own fault.
- Pull up your pants, jerk-off. - What's your problem?
- She's just a kid. - What am I, her dad?
You're not 12.
Damn, she doesn't look it.
Fuck you.
You interrupt me and now you're pissed? What did I do?
- Hey, aren't we going in? - Fuck it.
- What about Patri? - Patri?
Weren't you meeting her?
- She didn't show. - Stupid bitch.
- Her loss. - She's an idiot.
- Fuck her. - She'll love it.
She better not come looking for me.
- Have you got any left? - Have I?
What are you looking for, anyway?
- The motorcycle. - What motorcycle?
The one we parked right there.
Shit, you're right.
Get a fucking lock, asshole!
Froggy!
- Froggy, let's go! - Relax.
Richi, dammit!
"Latvia."
Is that a country?
The guys from the heights.
Fuck it.
Dammit, Froggy. Drive already.
What brand? LM?
No, LM has plutonium. Chesterfield.
Well, Tano?
- Did your bro get married? - Tomorrow.
- To the retard? - Yeah, because
your mom was such a slut.
We've all fucked her.
Sure, like your mom.
Shut up.
Are you guys here for gasoline?
We're just here for smokes.
Take off before we start with his mom.
Yeah, there's a slut for you.
Since your dad went to jail they say
your mom's been humping that guy with one arm.
If they do that in public
they can make a bundle. You should tell her.
What?
You want some, too?
Easy, man. He was joking.
I was joking!
- Joking? Fuck you guys. - Hey, get out of here!
Damn, Caca. He slapped your ass good.
Enough, okay?
Enough what?
Forget what Caca said. He's full of shit.
- He's a fucking jerk. - And an asshole.
A major fucking asshole.
The worst of it is,
I actually sort of like the kid.
Yeah, he's okay.
I sure smacked him good though.
Yeah.
It would be nice to hear about it.
If you want to talk about it, that is.
No?
Nobody told you?
They all say something different.
- I don't remember. - You don't?
No. I was in the car and suddenly I woke up in the hospital.
The guy came crashing through the windshield.
- And he died right there? - I guess. I don't remember.
Doesn't she look familiar?
Tano, wait!
Fucker!
Hop on.
Well?
Watching a porno?
Quiet, Grandma's asleep.
Nice picture.
It turns off by itself.
Look. Where's the remote?
What did I tell you?
I told you to stay out of trouble, didn't I?
I didn't do anything.
No?
- And what's this? - Let go, Jose.
- Well? - I bought it with my own money.
Your money? Goddammit...
- Where'd you get it? - I saved up.
Saved up? You think I'm fucking stupid?
Let go of me.
What the hell do I have to do? Tie you up? Is that it?
- Stop screaming. - I'll scream if I damn well please!
I don't take orders from you.
I don't from you, either.
I'm sick of your shit,
you punk.
- Fucking sick of it. - What will you do?
Throw me out?
The Wedding's at seven.
I'm taking Grandma at 6:30.
Do whatever the fuck you want.
- Yeah? - It's me.
- Who? - Me. Open up.
Come on, I cut my foot.
When are you going back?
At the end of August.
My dad's off until September.
Tell them you're staying here until September.
Staying where?
Here in this room, with me.
You'd better ask them.
I called them earlier and they said yes.
What do we eat tomorrow?
I don't care.
What about next month?
Next month...
Chinese food.
Next month Chinese food. And after that, pizza.
Richi will be coming for lunch on Sundays.
Tell him to bring something.
And condoms, lots of condoms.
That, too.
I might let my beard grow.
What beard? You have no beard.
It'll grow. I have two more months.
What if one of us gets tired of it?
You're tired already?
That's not what I said, shithead.
What if one of us does?
Whoever gets tired of it leaves through the window.
- Through the window? - Yeah, flying.
Okay.
What are you looking at?
You.
Tano, please. Let me sleep.
Come on.
I have something for you. Wanna see it?
Put your hands like this.
It needs to be engraved.
You decide what to engrave.
Don't you like it?
I can exchange it.
- Of course I like it. - How do you want it?
- Do you prefer silver? - Let me finish.
- Or with a cross? - Tano, listen to me.
What is it?
I don't know.
What do you mean?
I don't know why I came.
Is it because I have to go back?
I don't know.
You don't love me?
It's not that.
You don't love me.
It's not that.
Stud.
I have to go.
Can I have a kiss?
What for?
Say bye to Richi for me.
Are you hungry?
Hey, I just remembered something.
There was a guy on TV the other day who weighed more than 400 pounds.
He was pissed off because he has to pay for two seats on a plane.
Can you imagine?
That would fucking suck.
- You gotta be careful. - Do you ever get tired?
- What? - Do you?
You're always blabbering.
- Me? - Yeah, even when you eat.
What's your problem? What did I do?
- You see? - It's not me.
You're being a jerk.
I wouldn't mind
having breakfast again.
- Are you hungry yet? - Don't fucking scream at me!
What? You wanna hit me?
You wanna hit me?
Let go of me, asshole.
- What happened to you? - Four fuckers from the heights.
Or six. I'm not sure.
Show him your back.
- Check it out. - With an antenna cable.
I hit the guy holding me.
He was about to call the cops.
They're gonna shit. Come on.
Later, asshole.
- Where are you going? - And you?
You're the one who has to stay clean.
Are you finished? Go on, get in.
- You first. - Get in.
- What are you doing here? - Nothing.
- What's wrong? - I'll say this once.
The next jerk who asks me that gets his ass kicked.
That's my Tano.
Does it hurt?
Stop touching it.
- There was a blond guy. - Blond?
- Yeah, a big guy. - Tall, blond and from the heights?
Maybe dirty blond.
Turn off that music, you're driving us crazy.
In my car I listen to whatever the fuck I please.
- Dirty blond? - Yeah.
With an Expo shirt. No, wait.
- It was Carrefour. - Which was it?
- The Expo or Carrefour? - The Expo.
And a dark guy with a mustache.
- Was there a dirty blond guy? - I couldn't see.
Dark with a mustache? I know him.
Stop the car.
What?
I'm getting out.
What the hell for?
Cuz I fucking want to. It's my brother's wedding.
- Let him out. - Nobody gets out.
Don't give me that shit.
Don't bust my balls. You're not going anywhere.
It was a Carrefour shirt.
- The blond guy, not the dark one. - You won't stop?
- You said dirty blond. - Stop the car!
Go on, jump out then.
- And the others? - Normal.
- What does that mean? - Normal means normal.
That's them.
Are you sure?
- I think so. - Are you or not?
I don't know. Slow down.
Yeah, that's them.
I'll kick your fucking ass!
Tano!
Motherfuckers!
Cigarette?
That was close, huh?
You think he was dead?
Dead? No way, man.
He wasn't moving.
Because you kept hitting him.
He might have hit his head.
He's not dead.
How do you know?
Dead people always...
...bleed from their ears. - Fuck off.
Don't you believe me?
Do you or not?
He wasn't dead, all right?
Maybe a little.
- Don't look. - What?
Play it cool.
Hey, kids.
You mean us?
Yeah, hold on a second.
- What's up? - Let's see some ID.
We didn't do anything.
Out for a stroll?
Come over here.
- Stand there. - Where?
- In front of the car. - Like this?
What are you, a clown?
Is it them?
Take a good look. They fit the description you gave.
No, it's not them.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm sure.
It's not them.
Here.
Continue your stroll.
And you watch yourself.
You see? He wasn't dead. Dead guys always bleed from their ears.
- Don't you believe me? - Okay!
- Froggy and those guys are jerks. - Why?
They bailed on us.
- You'd have done the same. - Me?
No, I'm kidding.
Hi.
What are you looking for?
Are you still mad?
Everything's cool, right?
Is something wrong?
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Why the long face?
It's your big day.
You're getting married, right?
Or is that why?
You don't want to?
Then don't get married. If you don't want to, leave.
You're still in time. Take the truck.
Where would I go with an ice truck?
Take a train, or a plane.
You want me to go with you? I'll go with you.
We'll just do it. By the time they realize we'll be long gone.
What about Grandma?
She can come with us.
I could never do that.
Give me your pants.
Raise your foot.
The other one.
Now cheer up. Want me to comb your hair?
You'd better do it, you look like a hick.
I'm leaving.
It's Tano's brother's wedding.
Hey.
What's up, Jose Maria?
- Come here a second. - I can't, I'm in a hurry.
Just a minute.
What are you doing?
You don't want it?
It doesn't work.
What? Did you type in the PIN?
Give me my money.
I can't, I'll give it to you tomorrow.
No.
Now.
I'll wait here.
Okay.
How much was it? 40, right?
50.
- 50? - Weren't you in a hurry?
Cigarettes kill more people than airplanes,
and I've overcome my fear of flying.
I light up a cigar on special occasions,
and in the clouds I've got a BMW, a Playstation,
your picture and a couple postcards. I still write you wherever you are.
Happiness. What a pretty name you've got.
Happiness, you don't even know where you've been.
Happiness, when the sun comes out for a dance...
you always drink too much and forget that you love me.
You always drink too much and forget that you love me.
I've told my common sense more than once
not to wait up for me.
And when I got home there was a note in the living room.
Dumped just like that, sleeping alone ever since.
That's that, end of story. Better pay those electricity bills.
Happiness. What a pretty name you've got.
Happiness, you don't even know where you've been.
Happiness, when the sun comes out for a dance...
you always drink too much and forget that you love me.
You always drink too much and forget that you love me.
You make my heart beat, without you I'd have an attack.
Sometimes I need a doctor so I rob a pharmacy.
You make my heart beat, without you I'd have an attack.
Sometimes I need a doctor so I rob a pharmacy.
Happiness. What a pretty name you've got...
Look.
She never quits.
Silvia, have a shrimp!
Hey, that's my sister-in-law!
- She'll suck anything. - My brother's a lucky man.
Good evening.
Good evening, everyone. Ladies and gentlemen.
First of all, I'd like to apologize to these wonderful musicians.
He's drunk.
I'd like to dedicate a song
to my friend Santacana.
Santacana!
I love you!
- Another drink? - Okay.
I'd like to sing a song
for all the good people here from this neighborhood.
Okay, okay, okay.
Come on, kids. Let's dance!
- Wanna dance? - Sure.
Everyone look this way, hands on your hips...
And we're going to swivel first forward, then backward.
Watch those hips, let's make a turn.
Forward, back, forward, back.
And now turn those hips softly.
Here we go, another turn.
Very good. Isn't this fun?
Keep it going.
Is something wrong?
I'm leaving.
- Already? - Yeah.
Anything else?
You sure?
- I'm going home. - See you later.
Jose!
Your wife is beautiful.
Hey, bro.
Come on.
Look, look. Here we go, that's it.
That's it, lower.
Lower and lower...
Nice and slow, nice and slow!
The Seven Virgins? Which ones?
Put two candles before the mirror and count to 60.
- 60 seconds? - That's right.
- A minute. - Yeah, dammit.
That's when you see your own future.
- In the mirror? - I can't believe you forgot.
I remember, shit.
Did you see it?
One time I did.
- What did you see? - A bear attacked me.
- A bear? - Yeah, a green bear.
Were you stoned?
Not at all. I saw a green bear in the mirror.
It worked for me, too.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
I saw you as an old faggot.
Very funny!
This is it.
What?
Bend your knees.
Go on, get down.
Look at that.
Cool, huh?
- What are you doing? - What?
Use the doorbell, ass. I could be fucking.
But you're not.
- How do you know? - We had plans.
You wouldn't be fucking.
We had plans in half an hour. I could be fucking.
Visitors
are supposed to call ahead of time.
Sorry, I didn't know. I'll call first.
No, wait. I'm finished.
Wipe your feet.
The floor is Swiss wood.
It cost me a bundle.
I'd offer you a beer, but the cleaning lady drank it.
- Wanna see my room? - Another time.
When my dad gets out I'll bring him here.
You remember Angelita's supermarket?
They need a delivery boy.
With a motorcycle?
With a cart.
400 Euros a month plus tips. Just no earrings.
What?
Nothing.
Help me hang the washing.
No, there's a movie starting.
Fucker.
I'll tell how it starts.
56...
57...
58...
59...
60.
Oh, well. That's it.
Yeah.
What are you doing in 3 months?
In 3 months?
I don't know.
Where will I be in 3 months?
In your new apartment.
- It won't be ready. - Right.
But you can move in. There's plenty of room.
That would be great.
It would be fucking awesome.
Easy, someone will see us.
Hey, Tano! Are you going to the party?
- What party? - This one!
Go on, scram.
Come on, get up!
Richi.
Let me out of the car.
I'm not going back.